Dennis: I’m gonna make Mac look so bad. My form is perfect. I’m like Jerry Rice. Feel that stride. So fluid and fast. I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. My body is achieving a perfect symmetry right now. It’s that long, lean muscle I’ve worked so hard to achieve. Mm, I should have popped my shirt off. Goddamn it. Really should have popped that shirt off. I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines.
(via itsalwayssunny)
