So many people out on the internet that I don’t understand. But damn are you entertaining.
Slow ordering customers always derail my Jimmy John’s experience.

Bret Michaels performed at the Tony Awards and I have a few questions. Oh and he suffered a broken nose, busted lip when a set piece close-lined him. There's even glorious video.
1) Why did Bret Michaels perform at the Tony Awards?
2) Who in the fuck TiVo’d the Tony Awards?
3) They televise the Tony Awards?